Monday, August 24, 2009

HOW TO BE PERFECTLY MISERABLE

Think about yourself,
Talk about yourself
Use “I” as much as possible
Mirror yourself continually
In the opinion of others
Listen greedily to what people say about you
Expect to be appreciated
Be suspicious, be jealous and envious
Be sensitive to slights
Never forgive a criticism
Trust nobody but yourself
Insist on consideration and respect
Demand agreement
With your own views of everything
Sulk if people are not grateful
For favours shown to them
Never forget a service
You may have rendered
Be on the look out for a good time for yourself
Shrink your duties
And simply become a selfish bloody bastard.

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